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| Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006 | | 6:54 am |
| | 6:52 am |
Blah blah blah.
We beat the White Sox, and are back over .500. In case you fuckers hadn't heard, I had an incident in the dugout a few weeks ago. Don't worry, it wasn't serious. I kind of passed out in the trainer's lap. Blood sugar went too low, too fast. Yeah. That was fun. Anyway, that's my update. I need a new screenname. im jason johnson just isn't cutting it. And I also need some Cleveland icons. Current Mood: bored | | Saturday, July 23rd, 2005 | | 6:14 pm |
Clubbin' with Nate.
Well, the night before the first game in Minnesota, Nate and I went clubbing. It was pretty fun. We got hit on by a ton of sexy girls, and my masculinity was reinforced when I took one to bed with me. See? I'm not a flamer, so fuck off. Anyway, I passed out and then woke up a few hours later and Nate was getting it on with some chick in the other bed, so I just sat back and started playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas until they were done. The chick was pretty hot but she had to have been at least ten years older than Nate. That was kind of gross. I guess she was good in bed, 'cause Nate was smiling. Then . . . Well then things get hazy and I don't remember anything else until waking up around one pm the next morning alone, wearing Nate's shirt. And only Nate's shirt. Let's leave it at that. In baseball news, we won the first game of the day/night doubleheader. Douglass kicks ASS. Haha. I need to take him out clubbin' to celebrate. Current Mood: boredCurrent Music: "Wind Beneath My Wings," Bette Midler | | Monday, July 18th, 2005 | | 12:14 am |
One more thing:
I'm not gay. I'm not a flamer. End of story. Current Mood: amused | | 12:10 am |
Ok . . .
THAT'S the kinda shit I like to see. Current Mood: horny | | Sunday, July 10th, 2005 | | 9:41 pm |
Trust me, Farnsworth, nothing happened. Current Mood: boredCurrent Music: "Enter Sandman," Metallica | | Friday, July 8th, 2005 | | 10:51 pm |
Hello.
My name is Jason Johnson. And just because I have a goatee doesn't mean I'm in the bushes outside the local elementary school stalking the youngsters. Current Mood: bored |
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