urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:longjohnson21 A baseball bat, duh. longjohnson21 2006-05-03T10:55:12Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:longjohnson21:1851 2006-05-03T10:55:12Z 2006-05-03T10:55:12Z <form action="http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1074678795" method="POST"><table style="font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"><tr><th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#DDDD88">Love by <a href="http://www.myspace.com/solene"><font color="#DDDD88">ruby mae</font></a></font></th></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;">Your name</span></td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #000000;"><input type="text" name="Your name" value="Jason" size="20"></span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;">Your partner</span></td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #000000;"><input type="text" name="Your partner" value="Stacey" size="20"></span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;">You two are</span></td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #000000;">In love</span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;">Your meeting was by</span></td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #000000;">Chance</span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;">They are your</span></td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #000000;">Hero</span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;">You are their</span></td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #000000;">One and only</span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;">Your love will</span></td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #000000;">Be the epitome of what true love is</span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"><input type="submit" value="Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!"></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"><font size="-1" color="#FFFFFF"><a href="http://memegen.net/"><font color="#DDDD88">Quiz created with MemeGen</font></a>!</font></td></tr></table><input type="hidden" name="un" value="ruby mae"><input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1074678795"></form> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:longjohnson21:1775 2006-05-03T10:53:57Z 2006-05-03T10:53:57Z We beat the White Sox, and are back over .500.<br /><br />In case you fuckers hadn't heard, I had an incident in the dugout a few weeks ago. Don't worry, it wasn't serious. I kind of passed out in the trainer's lap. Blood sugar went too low, too fast. Yeah. That was fun.<br /><br />Anyway, that's my update.<br /><br />I need a new screenname. <b>im jason johnson</b> just isn't cutting it. <br /><br />And I also need some Cleveland icons. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:longjohnson21:1516 2005-07-23T22:18:23Z 2005-07-23T22:18:23Z "Wind Beneath My Wings," Bette Midler Well, the night before the first game in Minnesota, Nate and I went clubbing. It was pretty fun. We got hit on by a ton of sexy girls, and my masculinity was reinforced when I took one to bed with me. See? I'm not a flamer, so fuck off. <br /><br />Anyway, I passed out and then woke up a few hours later and Nate was getting it on with some chick in the other bed, so I just sat back and started playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas until they were done. The chick was pretty hot but she had to have been at least ten years older than Nate. That was kind of gross. I guess she was good in bed, 'cause Nate was smiling.<br /><br />Then . . . Well then things get hazy and I don't remember anything else until waking up around one pm the next morning alone, wearing Nate's shirt. <br /><br />And only Nate's shirt.<br /><br />Let's leave it at that.<br /><br />In baseball news, we won the first game of the day/night doubleheader. Douglass kicks ASS. Haha. I need to take him out clubbin' to celebrate. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:longjohnson21:1235 2005-07-18T04:15:14Z 2005-07-18T04:15:14Z I'm not gay. I'm not a flamer. End of story. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:longjohnson21:1016 2005-07-18T04:11:12Z 2005-07-18T04:11:12Z THAT'S the kinda shit I like to see. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:longjohnson21:743 2005-07-11T01:42:12Z 2005-07-11T01:42:12Z "Enter Sandman," Metallica Trust me, Farnsworth, nothing happened. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:longjohnson21:419 2005-07-09T02:52:28Z 2005-07-09T02:52:28Z My name is Jason Johnson. And just because I have a goatee doesn't mean I'm in the bushes outside the local elementary school stalking the youngsters.